Big Ol' Word Nerd Crew Socks

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standing tradition of dropping the final consonant of a word to soften it or simulate a slight drawl, just like with rockin', rollin' or scrutinizin' grammar until there isn't a drop of joy left in it.

Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.